Your favorite WoW joke :-)

[Laizek]

Post your favorite joke about World of Warcraft!
Every WoW forum needs this thread.

- How do you know someone's been playing since Vanilla? Don't worry, they'll tell you.
- So true. You can't imagine the amount of times I've heard this, and I've been playing since vanilla...

[Pompa]

Ha! We can add some of the jokes to the Sword of a Thousand Truths!

[Lefaux]

Shortest joke of Vanilla WoW? Warrior leveling

[Sinrek]

Never eat a hamburger with a tauren.

[Thiccroy]

These jokes are horrible.

[Cael]

When your friends ask why Duskwood is your favorite questing zone.

"It's spoooooooooky."

[Fedaykin]

Anything in barrens chat on retail.

[Yutilk]

Post your favorite joke about World of Warcraft!
Every WoW forum needs this thread.

- How do you know someone's been playing since Vanilla? Don't worry, they'll tell you.
- So true. You can't imagine the amount of times I've heard this, and I've been playing since vanilla...

so true :)

[Musse]

I think the best jokes are from our staff (even if the staff don't see themselves as great comedians). Maybe the only downside is that at the time they sneak up behind you and hit you with a joke, you don't realize it is a joke. But hey, it's like candid camera - you laugh afterwards. :P

[Chlothar]

Like when we were in scholomance few days ago...suddenly an airplane just flew right into is. That was really funny and gave us an heart attack!! Loved it.

[Pompa]

Like when we were in scholomance few days ago...suddenly an airplane just flew right into is. That was really funny and gave us an heart attack!! Loved it.

[01mixkrashz]

Post your favorite joke about World of Warcraft!
Every WoW forum needs this thread.

- How do you know someone's been playing since Vanilla? Don't worry, they'll tell you.
- So true. You can't imagine the amount of times I've heard this, and I've been playing since vanilla...

True !!!! :)

[Paw]

You know that you have played too much Warcraft when your first reaction to a raven flying over your balcony: "What's Medivh doing here?"

[Xerilin]

One hunter to the other: "Nice pet!".
Druid: "Shut up!"

I have to think of a better one, I guess...

[Ishilu]

How many rogues do you need to kill one Paladin?

Two.

First one scares him, second one waits at the Inn.

[Heimdallr]

Saurfang can Execute enemies with 100% hp, just to save time.

When High Overlord Saurfang tanks he doesn't generate threat, he generates promises.

One day, Saurfang decided to throw his axe into the air to see what happened.The result was: Crashing of the Exodar.

Blizzard once tried to nerf Saurfang but changed their mind after he murdered the programming team.

2,789,000 is not in fact High Overlord Saurfang's HP, but the number of players Saurfang is allowing to live. Notice that if attacked this number decreases sharply...

[Paw]

How do you send back the remains of paladins slain at an Inn?

"Returned."

[Moneshque]

An orc walk into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder...

[Duhdude]

I always laugh when someone says "wash yer back"

[Reploidrocsa]

I'm back
Hello back

[Aeliren]

Why does Cairne, the largest Horde leader, not simply eat all the others?

[Enceebe]

Ever seen a Tauren Rogue? No? See how good they are!

[Sylveria]

My favourite WoW joke?
Retail-Tanks who pull too much in Vanilla and wonder why they're suddenly lyin' in the dirt. :D

[Bigsmerf]

Yo mama so fat, not even frostmourne was that hungry.

[Kiersteadmo]

Barrens chat was not about Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris was about barrens chat.

[Bigsmerf]

Barrens chat was not about Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris was about barrens chat.

This, this I like.

[Drubarrymooer]

Its not exclusively a WoW joke, as its a Chuck Norris joke....but I saw it in Barrens chat about 19 years ago and it is still one of my favorites.....

"Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter".

Lol still makes me smile after all these years.

[Drubarrymooer]

Shortest joke of Vanilla WoW? Warrior leveling

I thought the shortest joke was a Gnome?