Glorious suggestions to make the game 10x better
Glorious suggestions to make the game 10x better
Hey!
Balance changes will arrive very soon, and there are some absolutely reasonable changes I'd advise for the game. My wisdom is infinite, my game-balancing experience is non-existent. I am absolutely qualified for this.
1. Warlocks love two things: casting shadow bolt and collecting soul shards. Currently the game is designed in a way that collecting soul shards is so much fun that warlocks should be rewarded for it by having more abilities being linked to sacrificing a soul shard. Sacrificing a soul shard every time you wanna shadowbolt is an absolutely wise and balanced change.
2. Playing as a freeze mage in raiding is extremely fun but currently you kinda need a PhD to understand the rotation. Please make freeze rotation easier for raiding.
3. Barely anyone plays an orc even though they are cool. Problem is that hardiness is underwhelming. Please follow my infinite wisdom and double the resistence bonus hardiness gives.
4. Pala needs buff for PVP. It should be visible to anyone, I won't even bother explaining at this point.
5. Druid is in an interesting spot, it needs both buffs and nerfs. As everyone suggests, please nerf boomkin and tree while buff druid in PVP. Bear is sad because bear is fragile.
6. Add a 'pull half of the room' button to the hunter's pet action bar. Would help automating things.
7. Also, for pets: please make pet AI less genius. Currently a beast plays instead of you and does so like a grandmaster. To keep things balanced, pet AI has to be radically reduced.
9. Moonkins need nipples. It's a fact. A concept art:
10. Currently some greedy melee has the audacity to roll for hunter weapons which is obvious ninjaing. Certain items, like Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker should only be equipable by hunters.
11. Every warrior should be able to buy a windfury totem in the auction house. Great quality of life addition.
12. As common knowledge, gnomes should be always flagged for PVP and should always grant honor when killed.
13. Every tauren player should receive the 'roleplayer' title after writing /moo in the chat 1000 times.
14. The game should only allow you to pick an undead rogue if you pass a psychological test before, proving that you are more or less sane.
15. Donation shop should have a gender change option. You're tired of Grogg, the renown orc fury warrior? Azeroth plastic surgery for the price of 100 donation tokens makes it Grogina.
16. Noblegarden egg should definitely contain Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker as a possible drop.
17. Mankirk's wife should randomly spawn next to important male story characters all the time. In lingerie.
18. Ony questchain is way too short for both factions, getting into the raid feels undeserved now. You should add the whirlwind axe quest chain, the water totem quest chain and getting to r14 in PVP as prerequisites.
19. Players AFK-ing in a BG should be sacrificed for Hakkar.
20. Whenever a guy LFMs a dungeon with a HR or whenever a guild LFM's MC with BoE HR, a gnome should randomly and tragically die.
21. Right now it's too easy for the Alliance to get to the SM dungeons. SM should be located inside Undercity for balance.
22. Last time I checked Watame had no golden statue in any major city. Big mistake.
If you follow my infinite wisdom, the game will become 100x better, of course.
Balance changes will arrive very soon, and there are some absolutely reasonable changes I'd advise for the game. My wisdom is infinite, my game-balancing experience is non-existent. I am absolutely qualified for this.
1. Warlocks love two things: casting shadow bolt and collecting soul shards. Currently the game is designed in a way that collecting soul shards is so much fun that warlocks should be rewarded for it by having more abilities being linked to sacrificing a soul shard. Sacrificing a soul shard every time you wanna shadowbolt is an absolutely wise and balanced change.
2. Playing as a freeze mage in raiding is extremely fun but currently you kinda need a PhD to understand the rotation. Please make freeze rotation easier for raiding.
3. Barely anyone plays an orc even though they are cool. Problem is that hardiness is underwhelming. Please follow my infinite wisdom and double the resistence bonus hardiness gives.
4. Pala needs buff for PVP. It should be visible to anyone, I won't even bother explaining at this point.
5. Druid is in an interesting spot, it needs both buffs and nerfs. As everyone suggests, please nerf boomkin and tree while buff druid in PVP. Bear is sad because bear is fragile.
6. Add a 'pull half of the room' button to the hunter's pet action bar. Would help automating things.
7. Also, for pets: please make pet AI less genius. Currently a beast plays instead of you and does so like a grandmaster. To keep things balanced, pet AI has to be radically reduced.
9. Moonkins need nipples. It's a fact. A concept art:
10. Currently some greedy melee has the audacity to roll for hunter weapons which is obvious ninjaing. Certain items, like Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker should only be equipable by hunters.
11. Every warrior should be able to buy a windfury totem in the auction house. Great quality of life addition.
12. As common knowledge, gnomes should be always flagged for PVP and should always grant honor when killed.
13. Every tauren player should receive the 'roleplayer' title after writing /moo in the chat 1000 times.
14. The game should only allow you to pick an undead rogue if you pass a psychological test before, proving that you are more or less sane.
15. Donation shop should have a gender change option. You're tired of Grogg, the renown orc fury warrior? Azeroth plastic surgery for the price of 100 donation tokens makes it Grogina.
16. Noblegarden egg should definitely contain Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker as a possible drop.
17. Mankirk's wife should randomly spawn next to important male story characters all the time. In lingerie.
18. Ony questchain is way too short for both factions, getting into the raid feels undeserved now. You should add the whirlwind axe quest chain, the water totem quest chain and getting to r14 in PVP as prerequisites.
19. Players AFK-ing in a BG should be sacrificed for Hakkar.
20. Whenever a guy LFMs a dungeon with a HR or whenever a guild LFM's MC with BoE HR, a gnome should randomly and tragically die.
21. Right now it's too easy for the Alliance to get to the SM dungeons. SM should be located inside Undercity for balance.
22. Last time I checked Watame had no golden statue in any major city. Big mistake.
If you follow my infinite wisdom, the game will become 100x better, of course.
Re: Glorious suggestions to make the game 10x better
The TWoW team just needs to buff trolls. I ran a complex AI simulation and it said that the server's revenue and popularity would rise by 350% if they do that.
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Re: Glorious suggestions to make the game 10x better
birds dosen't need nipples, why would they ? they vomit in their chick's mouth to feed them. i disagree
instead make boomkins able to fly, also give them guns, our brain is too smooth to caste spells, i can't keep casting spells more then 30s without going oom, i am too stupid for this and i can't change because i am bird, T-WOW plz give us GUNs
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Re: Glorious suggestions to make the game 10x better
YES, every hunter need some natural resistance for AQ40, sure a sword with NR would help.
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