Ok, I don't know WHO'S doing it but this is a callout to the brokie (I do not consider you a plural noun) who thinks he can send Bankers to threaten me, to "ask questions" about my income. Frankly it's sad you can't handle how financially successful I am. I have stakes in most if not all local, and global businesses in Azeroth. If you've ever bought armor, you're welcome, if you've ever got a new haircut, you're welcome, if you ever consumed something that came from the bosom of this beautiful god given planet that we are born on, YOU'RE WELCOME FROM SHMIM INC INDUSTRIES INTERNATIONAL LLC FOUNDATION!!! Just because I make so much freaking money to fund your entire guild 5 times over, doesn't mean I should be hunted down. I make all my money through completely legal, and moral means, and any documentation going against that is questionable at best and WILL NOT HOLD UP IN COURT, YOU BUBBLE SUCKING MURLOC!!!! I hope you also know the person you are harassing is an accomplished Engineer.
Oh ya, you screwed up big time pal, It's only a matter of time before I find you as I am a seasoned Engineer with multiple degrees from the college of SAQC, Stop Asking Questions College. I am so accomplished, I even engineered the life support system that kept your dainty coughing plagued ridden baby butt alive during infancy, and I will use that same technology to torment you in your old age. The Bankers insists I am a traitor to the Horde according to the information they were given. Let's get something straight, I am not a citizen.
I don't have citizenship with the Horde, because we don't have a filing system for pointless garbage like that. The only thing I've ever betrayed, and affects me on such a deep personal level, is money, as I have wasted so much of it, thinking of how stupid, poor, sad, and stupid you must be while I write this, idiot. Therefore you're vague idea of me being a two sided Goblin who owns stock in both sides of the war, who may be purposefully rigging the outcomes for some weird conspiracy that I profit from the lives that are lost, because I just so happen to have a major arms manufacturing company, is frankly ridiculous and I don't know who would make such a connection. I think because I own two homes, one more prominently built in Red Ridge, is the reason you hate me.
I'm sorry that someone so important like me needs Alliance guards to protect the house I rent out to "Carl", someone who's identity I must keep hidden, and who is completely real, and sadly can not expose himself for reasons I will respect because they are in fact real reasons. This behaviour is frankly sad, so I am sending death squads of Goblins, or Gnomes, or Phil, all across Azeroth.
If you see large group of goblins, or gnomes, or just Phil, armed with weapons that you are positive are not legal, safe, and for sure OSHA wasn't informed of because OSHA isn't real, guess who's sending them out, baby! You have 1 week to publicly humiliate yourself, and give me 52% shares in your physical body. I WILL NOT REPEAT MYSELF! If you do not comply, I will have to resort to more dangerous means. The lives of the good citizens of Azeroth are in your hands. I am not responsible for the destruction I will sow onto this land. You temp a beast with fangs that outstretch your greasy, putrid touch. I will not forget this injustice until you have been brought to some type of jail, specifically off the coast, unmarked on any map, that I have never visited!!!
PS: Debrah I want that 4 copper back, that employee who refunded you is a god forsaken moron, and has been fired out of a cannon (legally). You can send it back to my PO box, or wait for me to rip it from your cold dead hands, you bitch.