(I slammed the Mana Thistle way too hard for that title)
Hail, adventurers, wanderers, and music-loving misfits of Azeroth!
Better late than ever, eh?
Your favorite dwarven Everlook Broadcasting Robber-DJ, Stealer of Signals, Barred from The Slaughtered Lamb, First of His Name, Holder of the Gnome pass to the Gnomeregan BBQ, and weaver of tales, fourteenth seasoned Hunter, Nopheros is here!
We got thrown out of The Slaughtered Lamb but that won't stop us!
Tomorrow evening at 6 PM EST (23:00 server time), gather your courage, sharpen your blades, and dust off your dancing boots as Pilgrim of the Signal embarks on a legendary journey—broadcasting live from Stormwind all the way to the sunbaked shores of Ratchet!
That's right. You green freaks asked for it, "Why can't you go somewhere more friendly to my monster and undead ghoul friends?"
Sounds ratchet. Let's go to Ratchet!
- There will be a mission! A quest, if you will
- There will be gold!
- There will be a D-Bag (rare 14 slot bag made by renowned Tailor, Jimmy-Duge (pronounced Douggie))
Our path from Stormwind to Ratchet? Well… that’s still up for debate (bravery and blind optimism required). But one thing is certain: upon arrival, I’ll need your swords, spells, and unwavering support as we embark on the hunt to tame this legendary beast.
As always, I welcome music requests, guild promotions, raid announcements, and upcoming roleplay events—
- When: Tomorrow (Wednesday), 6 PM–8 PM EST / 23:00 server time
- Where: In-game & streaming live on Twitch (twitch.tv/nopheros)
- Requests & Shout-outs: Message DJ Nopheros in-game or via in-game channel: /join ELBC
Adventure calls, dear listeners. Let’s chase the Signal together!