World of Warcraft Song Parodies

[Xantros]

Hey there, fellow Slow Traveler! Come to have a little rest? *whew* Adventuring sure is tiring work huh? Maybe I can help you ease up a little. How 'bout a song?
Sometimes I take a break and have a little fun changing lyrics around. It's really silly but I love doing it.

Oh and I also have a Tiny Shoebox somewhere in this Creative Corner, containing some of my little drawings. You can check it out too if you like, it might make you smile.

[Xantros]

Ever got ganked or utterly destroyed by an Undead Rogue?
Well... I did!
So this song parody is dedicated to all those nasty, jawless buggers! Enjoy!
(Also to other rogues in general... ofc!)

The original song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BWZ8CaEJ_Q
Slice Me Nice by Fancy - 1984


Fancy Rouge: Slice you Nice

My body's dead and my tongue is blue
It's time for honor and I want it from you
Slice you Nice
(synth music)
Gouge the Eyes

My heart is beating when I'm picking a lock
I Vanish, baby
And Ambush-in-the-dark
Slice & Dice
(synth music)
Sinister-Strike

Your like a Mage that wants to be ganked
I'm like a pro, your gonna get spanked

You're body is burning from the poison uuhh
Time for-Evasion, baby-
Cut you in two
Hemorrhage!
(synth music)
Kidney-shot

Slice you Nice
(synth music)
Stab-the-back

B-L-I-N-D, blind him twice
B-L-I-N-D, PvP is nice

Slice you Nice

The poison's now coursing right through you
Maybe today, I want to-
Corpse-camp YOU
Slice you Nice

S-T-U-N-S, All-day-long
Stab you in the back, from the front.

Slice & Dice

K-N-I-F-E, between the ribs.
S-A-PP-E-D, just for kicks

S-L-I-C-E, Slice & Dice
D-I-C-E-D, Slice you Nice

Slice you Nice!
(End)

[Paw]

Hey there!

Looks like a rap song except its not?

[Xantros]

No this is an 80's disco song. I linked the original song from Youtube, check it out. :)

[Xantros]

Have you ever stopped to wonder, why your Healer didn't run out of mana at that critical moment?
When the Tank almost died but didn't? When the Casters could push through during that Enrage?

Well wonder no more! We always forget about the unsung heroes of raiding:
BALANCE DRUIDS! Who sacrifice their mediocre dps for the sake of the greater good. (i.e. for every other caster.)

This song is for you! Enjoy!
Song Title: It's Rainin' Man-a by Night Elf Girls
Original Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5aZJBLAu1E

Hi! Hi! We are your Night Elf girls!
And have we got news for you! (Uh Huh!)
You better listen
Get ready all you thirsty casters
And leave those potions at home

Mp-5 is rising, threat meter getting low (How low, girl?)
According to all sources
The raid's the place to gooo (You better join up!)
'Cause tonight for the first ti-iime
Just about half-past six
For the first time, in raid history
It's gonna start raining man-a

It's raining Man-a! Hallelujah!
It's raining Man-a! More Man-a!
I'm gonna go out and Innervate them
Absolute Mana Regeeeeen!

E-le-men-tal sha-mans co-min iiin
It's about to begin!
Heal the Hunt-er
Don't you lose your D-P-EEEESSSS!
Tip off your drood and stay the beeeest!

It's raining Man-a! Hallelujah!
It's raining Man-a! Everyone gets somthin!
Paladin, Mage, Warlock and Priest
Cast and buff and dot and heal!!

A player called Mothernature! She's a Balance druid too
She took off on a raid and she did what she had to do-o
She buffed every playeeeer
And even healed the taaaank
So that each and every healer would not run out of man-na-ha!

(End)