World of Warcraft Song Parodies

[Xantros]

Hey there, fellow Slow Traveler! Come to have a little rest? *whew* Adventuring sure is tiring work huh? Maybe I can help you ease up a little. How 'bout a song?
Sometimes I take a break and have a little fun changing lyrics around. It's really silly but I love doing it.

Oh and I also have a Tiny Shoebox somewhere in this Creative Corner, containing some of my little drawings. You can check it out too if you like, it might make you smile.

[Xantros]

Ever got ganked or utterly destroyed by an Undead Rogue?
Well... I did!
So this song parody is dedicated to all those nasty, jawless buggers! Enjoy!
(Also to other rogues in general... ofc!)

The original song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BWZ8CaEJ_Q
Slice Me Nice by Fancy - 1984


Fancy Rouge: Slice you Nice

My body's dead and my tongue is blue
It's time for honor and I want it from you
Slice you Nice
(synth music)
Gouge the Eyes

My heart is beating when I'm picking a lock
I Vanish, baby
And Ambush-in-the-dark
Slice & Dice
(synth music)
Sinister-Strike

Your like a Mage that wants to be ganked
I'm like a pro, your gonna get spanked

You're body is burning from the poison uuhh
Time for-Evasion, baby-
Cut you in two
Hemorrhage!
(synth music)
Kidney-shot

Slice you Nice
(synth music)
Stab-the-back

B-L-I-N-D, blind him twice
B-L-I-N-D, PvP is nice

Slice you Nice

The poison's now coursing right through you
Maybe today, I want to-
Corpse-camp YOU
Slice you Nice

S-T-U-N-S, All-day-long
Stab you in the back, from the front.

Slice & Dice

K-N-I-F-E, between the ribs.
S-A-PP-E-D, just for kicks

S-L-I-C-E, Slice & Dice
D-I-C-E-D, Slice you Nice

Slice you Nice!
(End)

[Paw]

Hey there!

Looks like a rap song except its not?

[Xantros]

No this is an 80's disco song. I linked the original song from Youtube, check it out. :)